Working From The Basement

Good morning, kids.  This beautiful Tuesday morning, I’ve decided to review the bathrobe as an essential piece of basement attire.

What? Bathrobes come in all shapes and sizes.  My, personal robe is white.  I bought it on Overstock.com years ago, because it promised to be just like those fancy hotel robes, and I wanted to pretend I was living permanently in a fancy hotel.

Why? Really, why not?  It keeps you warm.  It feels like you’re still in bed.  And, if you bought a fancy one like I did, it has pockets for all of your essentials, like cell phone and cigarettes.  Beer doesn’t store well in the pockets; trust me on this one.

Where? Whenever you’re in the basement.  Once your friends and family get used to it, you can pretty much wear it whenever you’re home.  At first, they might give you a hard time.  But that’s just because you haven’t fully trained them yet.  Once they are trained, you’re golden.

p.s. I’m hoping to upgrade to a snuggie soon.  Rumor is there’s an extra one with my name on it.  Not sure if it has pockets, which could be a serious limitation.